The Great Uka Uka is an asshole who made his first appearance in Make Love, Not Warped. He's a complete douchebag. Some say he's an arrogant cunt. I say... he's an arrogant cunt.
Prehistory[]
Imprisonment[]
Uka Uka was one badass motherfucker as a kid. He and his little brother fought like all the fucking time. One of these fights caused Uke to end up trapped in some rock or some shit. He was there for like a million years or so. In other words, since the first Donkey Kong Country game was released.
Freedom[]
Paco del Uka was freed by accident when the guy whose head is bigger than his body crashed into Uka's prison. This is proof that Uka is an idiot, since he didn't even try to attack his prison from the inside, like at all. To summarize, Uka's brain wouldn't even fit in Crashie's dickhole.
Game History[]
Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped[]
The Ukster was freed from some prison or something by a failed Neo. He was freed, so he got a wizard to help him go back in time. As if he couldn't have just used him to go back to before he was imprisoned in the first place!
Crash Team Racing[]
Uktar was the evil mascot in Crashie Teamie Racie. He didn't sound evil at all. He was pretty much Mr. Krabs from fucking Spongebob.
Crash Bash[]
For some shitty reason, Aku Aku wanted to solve the good vs evil fight thingy by throwing a party. Why the fuck would Uka Uka agree to this shit?
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex[]
Ukie Ukie was also the lead baddie in Crash the Elements. He was a mask portrayed by someone who is not R. Lee Ermey.
Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure[]
I think Uka Uka had a role here, but I don't remember. His role wasn't memorable.
Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced[]
Uka Uka enlisted Mr. Wizard and Mr. Tranny Trann to beat Crashieboo. He did nothing else.
Crash Nitro Kart[]
The Ukinator was the Team Bighead mascot in this game. He actually sounded evil. He fucking yelled at me! He stole my lunchmoney! He made me cry!
Crash Twinsanity[]
Ukie Dukie Doo was a boss in this "game". I guess he got frozen or something at some point, and now he's a Greater Frost Giant or something. I don't know.
Radical "Entertainment"[]
In these things, Uka Uka changed his look, and stuff. It made no sense. Oh, Radical...
Trivia[]
- Uka Uka is Aku Aku spelled backwards.
- Many fans speculate that the reason Uka Uka is so evil is because his mother beat him. Seven fans believe that Radical "Entertainment" will soon touch upon this likely backstory.
Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Pura | Baby T | Mr. Firefly | Fishietron | Sir Wartie the Second | Jennifer Trader, the Waterproof Vibrator | Penta Penguin |
Levels | Time Travel Area 1 (Toad Village | Under Pressure | Orient Express | Bone Yard | Makin' Waves) Time Travel Area 2 (Gee Wiz | Hang 'Em High | Hog Ride | Tomb Time | Midnight Run) Time Travel Area 3 (Dino Might | Deep Trouble | High Time | Road Crash | Double Header) Time Travel Area 4 (Sphynxinator | Bye Bye Blimps | Tell No Tales | Future Frenzy | Tomb Wader) Time Travel Area 5 (Gone Tomorrow | Orange Asphalt | Flaming Passion | Mad Bombers | Bug Lite) Not-Terribly-Secret Time Travel Area 6 (Ski Crazed | Area 51? | Rings of Power) Super Hyper Secret Secret Levels (Hot Coco | Eggipus Rex) |
Bosses | Tiny Tiger | Dingodile | Dr. Nefarious Tropy | Dr. N. Gin | Dr. Neo Cortex (feat. DJ Jazzy Uka Uka) |
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Coco Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Mrs. Firefly | Cap'n Atlasphere | Sheriff Helene Packer, D.D.S. | Jeep-Jeep the Jurassic Jeep | Wumpabot 5000 (and his little bro, Wettybot DX!) |
Levels | First VR Chamber (Arctic Antics | Tornado Alley | Bamboozled | Wizards and Lizards | Compactor Reactor | Rumble in the Roks) Second VR Chamber Jungle Rumble | Sea Shell Shenanigans | Banzai Bonsai | That Sinking Feeling | H2 Oh No! | Drain Damage) Third VR Chamber (The Gauntlet | Tsunami | Smokey and the Bandicoot | Eskimo Roll | Fahrenheit Frenzy | Crashes to Ashes) Fourth VR Chamber (Avalanche | Droid Void | Crashteroids (Starring Coco) | Coral Canyon | Weathering Heights | Atmospheric Pressure) Fifth VR Chamber (Crash and Burn | Gold Rush | Medieval Madness | Crate Balls of Fire | Cortex Vortex | Crunch Time) The Relic Room (Knight Time | Ghost Town | Ice Station Bandicoot | Solar Bowler | Force of Nature) |
Bosses | Crunch and the power of Earth | Crunch and the power of Water | Crunch and the power of Fire | Crunch and the power of Air | Crunch and the power of Uka |
Crash Twinsanity | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Dr. Neo Cortex | Nina Cortex | Mecha Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Spyro the Dragon | Charleston, the Conveniently Suicidal Skunk |
Levels | N. Sanity Isle (Jungle Bungle | Cavern Catastrophe | Totem Hokum) Iceberg Lab (Ice Climb | Slip Slice Icecapades | High Sea Hi-Jinks) Academy of Evil (Boiler Room Doom | Classroom Chaos | Rooftop Rampage) Twinsanity Island (Rockslide Rumble | Bandicoot Pursuit | Ant Agony) |
Bosses | Dr. Neo Cortex | Mecha Bandicoot | Tikimon | Uka Uka | Dr. N. Gin | Dr. Nitrus Brio | Dr. Nefarious Tropy | Dingodile | Madame Amberly | The Evil Twins |