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Ukauka

Uka Uka is one tough son of a bitch. Now, he's using his powers of communication!

The Great Uka Uka is an asshole who made his first appearance in Make Love, Not Warped. He's a complete douchebag. Some say he's an arrogant cunt. I say... he's an arrogant cunt.

PrehistoryEdit

ImprisonmentEdit

Uka Uka was one badass motherfucker as a kid. He and his little brother fought like all the fucking time. One of these fights caused Uke to end up trapped in some rock or some shit. He was there for like a million years or so. In other words, since the first Donkey Kong Country game was released.

FreedomEdit

Paco del Uka was freed by accident when the guy whose head is bigger than his body crashed into Uka's prison. This is proof that Uka is an idiot, since he didn't even try to attack his prison from the inside, like at all. To summarize, Uka's brain wouldn't even fit in Crashie's dickhole.

Game HistoryEdit

Crash Bandicoot 3: WarpedEdit

The Ukster was freed from some prison or something by a failed Neo. He was freed, so he got a wizard to help him go back in time. As if he couldn't have just used him to go back to before he was imprisoned in the first place!

Crash Team RacingEdit

Uktar was the evil mascot in Crashie Teamie Racie. He didn't sound evil at all. He was pretty much Mr. Krabs from fucking Spongebob.

Crash BashEdit

For some shitty reason, Aku Aku wanted to solve the good vs evil fight thingy by throwing a party. Why the fuck would Uka Uka agree to this shit?

Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of CortexEdit

Ukie Ukie was also the lead baddie in Crash the Elements. He was a mask portrayed by someone who is not R. Lee Ermey.

Crash Bandicoot: The Huge AdventureEdit

I think Uka Uka had a role here, but I don't remember. His role wasn't memorable.

Crash Bandicoot 2: N-TrancedEdit

Uka Uka enlisted Mr. Wizard and Mr. Tranny Trann to beat Crashieboo. He did nothing else.

Crash Nitro KartEdit

The Ukinator was the Team Bighead mascot in this game. He actually sounded evil. He fucking yelled at me! He stole my lunchmoney! He made me cry!

Crash TwinsanityEdit

Ukie Dukie Doo was a boss in this "game". I guess he got frozen or something at some point, and now he's a Greater Frost Giant or something. I don't know.

Radical "Entertainment"Edit

In these things, Uka Uka changed his look, and stuff. It made no sense. Oh, Radical...

TriviaEdit

  • Uka Uka is Aku Aku spelled backwards.
  • Many fans speculate that the reason Uka Uka is so evil is because his mother beat him. Seven fans believe that Radical "Entertainment" will soon touch upon this likely backstory.

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