Tiny "Taz" Tiger is a naive Tasmanian Tiger who was evolved at the hands of Dr. Neo Cortex's Evolvo-Ray. He is apparantly the first creature to be evolved, even though some sources say he's not. Who am I supposed to believe? These sources need to check their sources, Tiger Lily cookie is definitely His Wife.
History[]
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back[]
Tiny made his first appearance in Cortex Strikes Back, where he jumped from thing to thing, and was often confused with the Tasmanian Devil from the popular WB Warner Bros cartoon Looney Tunes for some queer reason. It made no sense. Like, at all. You know what else didn't make sense? The fact that he apparently worked for Brio in this game, and for Cortex in every other game. It's so stupid.
Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped[]
Tiny was the very first boss in the very third game, where he fought in a gladiator arena for some reason. How did he get that priveledge? I mean, really?
Crash Team Racing[]
Tiny was a fatty in the first racing game. He moved his fat ass pretty quickly. He also had an arena built in his honour for some reason. Probably due to that stupid gladiator thing from the last game.
Crash Bash[]
Tiny was forced to fight for the good of the nation in Crash'm Bash'm. Which is stupid. I thought Richard Nixon ended the draft.
Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure[]
Tiny was the third boss in this not-so huge game. His boss status trumped Ginny for some reason. It made no sense. Ginny was supposed to be Cory's right-hand man. Not Tiny! Ughhh! The logic in these games just anger me! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Tiger Lily Cookie said that, " He Is... The Best fucking character... In The entire fucking series!!!"
Crash Nitro Kart[]
Tiny was the fatty of Team Cortex. He was also the comic relief of the game. It's also the game where we first see a glimpse of his tragic decline. Also, for some stupid reason, he got a stupid little temple built in his honour. And if it wasn't stupid enough, it was built on a planet Tiny has never even been to before he took part in this stupid game!
Radical "Entertainment"[]
In the games made by Radical "Entertainment", Tiny hit rock bottom. Somehow, he changed his entire species! For fuck's sake, why? He's a tasmanian tiger, not a siberian tiger! God damn! Come on! This makes less sense about the other shit I bitched about! And don't get me started on his voice! A high-pitched Mike Tyson impression? Really? Whatever happened to his deep monster-y voice from the other games? Seriously? Then they fuck up his personality too. This isn't Tiny Tiger! Fuck! What's the point of calling him something he's not! He's a fucking adult Pura in those goddamn games!
Trivia[]
- In blatant contrast with his name, Tiny is actually not very tiny at all. Some fans say he's big, actually.
- That's why (see above) "Tiny" will always be a phony fat tigga.
- In Crash Nitro Kart, it has been confirmed that Tiny is a drug addict. His drug of choice is speed.
- Tiny eats Radical "Entertainment" for breakfast! Yum!
- Tiger Lily Cookie Caught Tiny Taz Fucking Lion Cheating On Her with a godamn Candle
Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Pura | Baby T | Mr. Firefly | Fishietron | Sir Wartie the Second | Jennifer Trader, the Waterproof Vibrator | Penta Penguin |
Levels | Time Travel Area 1 (Toad Village | Under Pressure | Orient Express | Bone Yard | Makin' Waves) Time Travel Area 2 (Gee Wiz | Hang 'Em High | Hog Ride | Tomb Time | Midnight Run) Time Travel Area 3 (Dino Might | Deep Trouble | High Time | Road Crash | Double Header) Time Travel Area 4 (Sphynxinator | Bye Bye Blimps | Tell No Tales | Future Frenzy | Tomb Wader) Time Travel Area 5 (Gone Tomorrow | Orange Asphalt | Flaming Passion | Mad Bombers | Bug Lite) Not-Terribly-Secret Time Travel Area 6 (Ski Crazed | Area 51? | Rings of Power) Super Hyper Secret Secret Levels (Hot Coco | Eggipus Rex) |
Bosses | Tiny Tiger | Dingodile | Dr. Nefarious Tropy | Dr. N. Gin | Dr. Neo Cortex (feat. DJ Jazzy Uka Uka) |
Crash Team Racing | |
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Playable Characters | Crash Bandicoot | Coco Bandicoot | Dr. N. Gin | Dr. Neo Cortex | Polar | Pura | Dingodile | Tiny Tiger | Jetty the Magic Go-Kart |
Unlockable Characters | Ripper Roo | Papu Papu | Komodo Joe | Pinstripe Potoroo | Dr. Nefarious Tropy | Fake Crash | Penta Penguin |
Tracks | N. Sanity Beach (Crash Cove | Roo's Tubes | Mystery Caves | Sewer Speedway) Lost Ruins (Coco Park | Tiger Temple | Papu's Pyramid | Dingo Canyon) Glacier Park (Blizzard Bluff | Dragon Mines | Polar Pass | Tiny Arena) Citadel City (N. Gin Labs | Cortex Castle | Hot Air Skyway | Oxide Station) Gem Stone Valley (Slide Coliseum | Turbo Track) |
Battle Arenas | Skull Rock | Rampage Ruins | Rocky Road | Nitro Court | Parking Lot | North Bowl | Lab Basement |
Bosses | Ripper Roo | Papu Papu | Komodo Joe | Pinstripe Potoroo | Nitros Oxide |
Crash Bash | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Coco Bandicoot | Dingodile | Tiny Tiger | Dr. Neo Cortex | Dr. Nitrus Brio | Koala Kong | Rilla Roo | Fake Crash | Penta Penguin |
Game Types | Ballistix | Polar Push (with Polar the polar bear) | Pogo Pandemonium | Crate Crush | Tank Wars | Crash Dash | Medieval Mayhem |
Arenas | First Warp Room (Crash Ball | Polar Panic | Pogo Painter | Jungle Bash | Papu's Pummel) Second Warp Room (Beach Ball | Tilt Panic | Pogo a Gogo | Space Bash | Desert Fox | Bearminator) Third Warp Room (N. Ballism (feat. Gin-Gin) | Melt Panic | El Pogo Loco (feat. Dr. R. Roo) | Snow Bash | Metal Fox | Dot Dash | Big Bad Fox) Fourth Warp Room (Sky Ball | Manic Panic | Pogo Padlock | Drain Bash | Jungle Fox | Toxic Dash | Ring Ding | Oxide Ride) Happy Happy Fun Fun Bonus Bonus Fifth Warp Room Room (Splash Dash | Dragon Drop | Mallet Mash | Swamp Fox | Keg Kaboom | Dante's Dash) |
Bosses | Papu Papu | Bearminator | Komodo Brothers | Nitros Oxide |
Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Polar | Little Jeremy Packer | Mikey, the Super-Speedy Futuristic Bikey |
Levels | Planetary Warpinator 1 (Jungle Jam | Shipwrecked | Temple of Boom | Frostbite Cavern | Just in Slime) Planetary Warpinator 2 (Snow Crash | Rocket Racket | Just Hangin' | Shark Attack | Ruined) Planetary Warpinator 3 (Snow Job | Ace of Space | Sunken City | Down the Hole | Blimp Bonanza) Planetary Warpinator 4 (Star to Finish | Air Supply | No-Fly Zone | Drip, Drip, Drip | Final Countdown) |
Bosses | Dingodile | Dr. N. Gin | Tiny Tiger | Dr. Neo Cortex | Mega-Mix |
Crash Nitro Kart | |
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Playable Characters | Crash Bandicoot | Coco Bandicoot | Crunch Bandicoot | Dr. Neo Cortex | Dr. N. Gin | Tiny Tiger | Nitros Oxide | Dr. N. Trance | Jetty Jr., the Mediocre Magnetic Go-Kart! | Sparky |
Unlockable Characters | Fake Crash | Dr. Nefarious Tropy | Zam | Zem | Emperor Velo XXVII | Polar | Dingodile | Pura | Spyro the Dragon |
Tracks | Terra (Inferno Island | Jungle Boogie | Tiny Temple) Barin (Meteor Gorge | Barin Ruins | Deep Sea Driving) Fenomena (Out of Time | Clockwork Wumpa | Thunder Struck) Teknee (Assembly Lane | Android Alley | Electron Avenue) Velo's Awesomely Generic Arena (Hyper Spaceway) |
Battle Arenas | Temple Turmoil | Frozen Frenzy | Desert Storm | Magnetic Mayhem | Terra Drome |
Bosses | Krunk | Nash | Norm | Geary | Emperor Velo XXVII |