N sanity Island, Crash's home!
Mega-Mix is an unfuckable clusterfuck that contains the head of a yellow-headed professor, the body of an orange retard, the legs and asshole of either a dingo or a crocodile (I'm not quite sure), and the eyeball of Not-Mad Scienstein. Oh yeah, he also has the brain of the afformentioned retard.
History[]
Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure[]
This Mega-Cluster-Fucky-Mixer-Fuck only made one appearance. Something exploded, four dudes merged, and bam. Meg was born.
Present[]
Meg currently stars in fan favourite brain rotter, Family Guy, as the middle child. Most people think Meg is smart, but her brain is that of a retard, therefore, he is a retard. Oh yeah, Meg is a dude.
Trivia[]
- Mega-Mix's two names begin with the letter "M", therefore, people seem to think he's an M&M. He's actually a Griffin.
| Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure | |
|---|---|
| Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Polar | Little Jeremy Packer | Mikey, the Super-Speedy Futuristic Bikey |
| Levels | Planetary Warpinator 1 (Jungle Jam | Shipwrecked | Temple of Boom | Frostbite Cavern | Just in Slime) Planetary Warpinator 2 (Snow Crash | Rocket Racket | Just Hangin' | Shark Attack | Ruined) Planetary Warpinator 3 (Snow Job | Ace of Space | Sunken City | Down the Hole | Blimp Bonanza) Planetary Warpinator 4 (Star to Finish | Air Supply | No-Fly Zone | Drip, Drip, Drip | Final Countdown) |
| Bosses | Dingodile | Dr. N. Gin | Tiny Tiger | Dr. Neo Cortex | Mega-Mix |