Mega-Mix is an unfuckable clusterfuck that contains the head of a yellow-headed professor, the body of an orange retard, the legs and asshole of either a dingo or a crocodile (I'm not quite sure), and the eyeball of Not-Mad Scienstein. Oh yeah, he also has the brain of the afformentioned retard.
Crash Bandicoot: The Huge AdventureEdit
This Mega-Cluster-Fucky-Mixer-Fuck only made one appearance. Something exploded, four dudes merged, and bam. Meg was born.
Meg currently stars in fan favourite brain rotter, Family Guy, as the middle child. Most people think Meg is smart, but her brain is that of a retard, therefore, he is a retard. Oh yeah, Meg is a dude.
- Mega-Mix's two names begin with the letter "M", therefore, people seem to think he's an M&M. He's actually a Griffin.
|Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure|
|Protagonists||Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Polar | Little Jeremy Packer | Mikey, the Super-Speedy Futuristic Bikey|
|Levels||Planetary Warpinator 1 (Jungle Jam | Shipwrecked | Temple of Boom | Frostbite Cavern | Just in Slime)|
Planetary Warpinator 2 (Snow Crash | Rocket Racket | Just Hangin' | Shark Attack | Ruined)
Planetary Warpinator 3 (Snow Job | Ace of Space | Sunken City | Down the Hole | Blimp Bonanza)
Planetary Warpinator 4 (Star to Finish | Air Supply | No-Fly Zone | Drip, Drip, Drip | Final Countdown)
|Bosses||Dingodile | Dr. N. Gin | Tiny Tiger | Dr. Neo Cortex | Mega-Mix|