Ripper Roo is a batshit crazy kangaroo who is said to be Dr. Neo Cortex's first experiment in genetic mutation with the Evolvo-Ray. However, the same has also been said about Tiny Tiger, King Kong, Evil Crash, Nina Cortex, and Nitros Oxide. He's a pyromaniac who loves using TNT and Nitro Crates on Crash.
Before Cortex[]
Birth and Initial Interest[]
Ripper Roo was born in 1979 to completely normal brown or gray or what-have-you kangaroo parents not far from Wumpa Island. Roo begun living a normal life for quite some time. He had an unusual interest though. He loved explosives for some reason. He was always amused by them. He eventually grew into a fine young kangaroo with a fine young kangaroo future.
Wandering Off[]
One day in 1993, Ripper Roo wandered away from his pack after he heard an explosion outside during school. This eventually ruined him. He was easily captured by the evil Dr. Neoie Cortez. Ripper Roo was never the same again.
The Transformation[]
Ripper Roo was tied up, and injected with a shit ton of blue chlorophyll. This made Ripper Roo angry. This made Ripper Roo crazy. You know what else made Ripper Roo crazy? The Evolvo-Ray. It increased Ripper Roo's desire to tinker with explosives. And with Neoie by his side, he now had unlimited supplies of them. The old Ripper Roo has died. This is what came to be.
Game History[]
Crash Bandicoot[]
Ripper Roo was the second boss in the first Crash Bandicoot game, so therefore he was the second Crash Bandicoot boss to be fought by Crash Bandicoot in a Crash Bandicoot game SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
That fight was hard, so no one likes Ripper Roo in that game.
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back[]
He grew a mustache, top hat, and cane. The fight was a lot easier than his Crash 1 fight, so people begun to respect Ripper Roo in this game, Ripper Roo has got Gingerbrave's FUCKING MOVING STICK
Crash Team Racing
Ripper Roo was the first boss character in the first racing game of the series. His home course was Roo's Tubes. Rumour has it, the tubes were actually removed from the back of Roo's throat.
He is a small racer in that game, even though he later returned as a non-existing racer in Crash Nitro Kart. He was also later elected governor, which is probably why California is bankrupt now.
Crash Bash[]
For some reason, Ripper Roo appeared as an obstacle in the Eurocom party game. He was in the stage Pogo Pandemonium, and pissed off a lot of fans because the stage was a pain in the ass to play.
Crash Twinsanity[]
For some reason, the man whose head is bigger than his body held an un-birthday party for Crash in the poorest excuse for entertainment ever brought upon by mankind. For some reason, Ripper Roo showed up. He made no further appearances in this game, and that sucked.
Character Relationships[]
- Ripper Roo pierced Tawna Bandicoot's tits.
- Ripper Roo was evolved by the primary antagonist of the series.
- As a youth, he had a rivalry with Pinstripe.
- He shares a surname with Rilla Roo.
Trivia[]
- Roo doesn't speak English, even though he does in Japan CTR.
- He has a doctorate in political science.
Crash Bandicoot | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Tawna | Wartie | Aku Aku del Blanc |
Levels | First Island (N. Sanity Beach | Jungle Rollers | The Great Gate | Boulders | Upstream | Rolling Stones | Hog Wild | Native Fortress) Second Island (Up the Creek | The Lost City | Temple Ruins | Road to Nowhere | Boulder Dash | Whole Hog | Sunset Vista) Third Island (Heavy Machinery | Cortex Power | Generator Room | Toxic Waste | The High Road | Slippery Climb | Lights Out | Jaws of Darkness | Fumbling in the Dark | Castle Machinery | The Lab | The Great Hall) Nonexistent Island (Stormy Ascent) |
Bosses | Papu Papu | Ripper Roo | Koala Kong | Pinstripe Potoroo | Dr. Nitrus Brio | Dr. Neo Cortex |
Generic-Style Enemies | Crabby Crab | Vibrating Wooden Turtle | Non-Copyright-Infringing Venus Fly Trap | Dr. N. Alscentglands | Stone Cheese Wheel | Tribesmen | Sexy Shirtless Diddy Kong | Non-Copyright-Infringing Venus Fly Trap Fish | Senator Newt Green-grich | Dr. Leap-N. Lizard | Uncle Cortie's Patented Single-File Bat-tle Unit | Asp Hole | A-Wrath-nid of Cortex | Professional Wartie Impersonator | Generic Robot Unit 8000 | Un-Holo-Projector | Uncle Cortie's Patented Robo-Pincushion with a Robo-Periscope | Wilford Q. Herringbone | Charles Linsey-Woolsey | Blandie the Vulture | Dr. N. Prisonedforlife | Particularly Vial Lab Assistant | Extra Sharp Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese Slicer | Uncle Cortie's Patented Single-File Rat-tle Unit | Moderately Famous Zombie President Blobert F. Kennedy | Zap Assistant | Confederate Army Secretary-General Blobert E. Lee |
Look Who's Crashing Too! | ||
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Good Little Boys and Girls | Crashie the Bandicoot Boi | Some Hot Italian Plumber in Overalls | Whitey the Bear | Björn the Turbö Surfing Bjöard | Judge Jetty Packer | Mr. Firefly | Some Filthy Whore Who Wants Gems | |
NAUGHTY BOYS (and Dogs) | Mr. Spaceley | Ripper TWO: The Doctoring | Komodo Phil and Komodo Gary | Armin Taz-Tigerian | Dr. Numberfour Gin | |
Love Holes | Warp Room Won | Turtles Would | Snow Blow | The Hane Gate | Crash's Pit Fetish | The Long-Awaited Boulder's Gate III |
Warp Room Too | S'none of Your Business | Crash's Bad Air Day | Barret (from Final Fantasy VII) | Commandicoot Legends: Battle for Boulder's Gate | MTV's The Eel World | |
Warp Room Free | Plant Feud | Sewer or Lederhosen | Bear Down There | Road to the Other, Better Ruin Level | Dr. N. Bearable | |
Warp Room Fork | Hangin' with Mr. Crashie | Crash's Bee Hole | Cold Stone Crashery | Ruinathan | This Level Also Has Bees! | |
Warp Room Fife | Neo Piss Joke City | Crashles Rocket (1949-2005) | Lights Out...side | Pack Bandicoot Fever | Space Doubt | |
SPECIAL ZONE | Totalitarian Bears | Pretty Fly for an Orange Guy |
Crash Team Racing | |
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Playable Characters | Crash Bandicoot | Coco Bandicoot | Dr. N. Gin | Dr. Neo Cortex | Polar | Pura | Dingodile | Tiny Tiger | Jetty the Magic Go-Kart |
Unlockable Characters | Ripper Roo | Papu Papu | Komodo Joe | Pinstripe Potoroo | Dr. Nefarious Tropy | Fake Crash | Penta Penguin |
Tracks | N. Sanity Beach (Crash Cove | Roo's Tubes | Mystery Caves | Sewer Speedway) Lost Ruins (Coco Park | Tiger Temple | Papu's Pyramid | Dingo Canyon) Glacier Park (Blizzard Bluff | Dragon Mines | Polar Pass | Tiny Arena) Citadel City (N. Gin Labs | Cortex Castle | Hot Air Skyway | Oxide Station) Gem Stone Valley (Slide Coliseum | Turbo Track) |
Battle Arenas | Skull Rock | Rampage Ruins | Rocky Road | Nitro Court | Parking Lot | North Bowl | Lab Basement |
Bosses | Ripper Roo | Papu Papu | Komodo Joe | Pinstripe Potoroo | Nitros Oxide |
Crash Bash | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Coco Bandicoot | Dingodile | Tiny Tiger | Dr. Neo Cortex | Dr. Nitrus Brio | Koala Kong | Rilla Roo | Fake Crash | Penta Penguin |
Game Types | Ballistix | Polar Push (with Polar the polar bear) | Pogo Pandemonium | Crate Crush | Tank Wars | Crash Dash | Medieval Mayhem |
Arenas | First Warp Room (Crash Ball | Polar Panic | Pogo Painter | Jungle Bash | Papu's Pummel) Second Warp Room (Beach Ball | Tilt Panic | Pogo a Gogo | Space Bash | Desert Fox | Bearminator) Third Warp Room (N. Ballism (feat. Gin-Gin) | Melt Panic | El Pogo Loco (feat. Dr. R. Roo) | Snow Bash | Metal Fox | Dot Dash | Big Bad Fox) Fourth Warp Room (Sky Ball | Manic Panic | Pogo Padlock | Drain Bash | Jungle Fox | Toxic Dash | Ring Ding | Oxide Ride) Happy Happy Fun Fun Bonus Bonus Fifth Warp Room Room (Splash Dash | Dragon Drop | Mallet Mash | Swamp Fox | Keg Kaboom | Dante's Dash) |
Bosses | Papu Papu | Bearminator | Komodo Brothers | Nitros Oxide |