The Convenient Aku Aku is Crashie, Cokey, and later Crunchie's feathered friend, mentor, and Halloween costume. He is Uka Uka's unevil brother.
History[]
Crash Bandicoot[]
In Crash Oneie, Aku Aku served the generic role as an extra hitpoint. It was also the only game his cousin, Aku Aku del Blanc appeared.
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back[]
In Crashie vs Neoie vs Nitrusie, the Akunator had the same boring role as the first game. It sucked.
Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped[]
Beginning in Warpity Doo, Aku Aku had a fucking personality. He was all polite and shit. It was so weird. He has feathers! No one in their right mind would be polite AND feathered!
Crash Team Racing[]
The Akuster was the goodie two shoes mascot in Generic Kart Racing Game. He protected goodies with invulnerability. Except for holes. He can't protect from wreckless driving. That's a lesson to teach your kids.
Crash Bash[]
In this fucking awesome game, Aku Aku drafted the power of Tigers, Dingos, and Diles for the forces of good. It only makes sense if you're high on Elmer's Glue.
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex[]
Aku-Aku was informed of problems in the world in this game. He knew about some shitty elements or something. Yeah. I know. Lame.
Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure[]
Akie Dakie was in this game too. I think.
Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced[]
Akers was annoying in some gay introduction stage. And he apparently saved Crash from being brainwashed, but that's not important. Even a brainwashed Crashie would've beaten Dr. Eggman.
Crash Nitro Kart[]
Akufuckyou was the mascot for Team Bandicoot in Another Generic Kart Racing Game. His role was a carbon copy of the first racer.
Crash Twinsanity[]
In this minigame, Aku and Bizarro Aku tried to beat some birdies and lost. So, he was just Mr. Hitpoint. Except, for some queer reason, he lost his ability to protect from fucking explosions. I guess that makes sense. Most birds die by TNT, don't they?
Radical "Entertainment"[]
Akuuukicrisps had a fucking transformation here! Fucking Radical. He's pretty much a floating Grim from Billy and Mandy. Fuck Radical.
Trivia[]
- Aku Aku has feathers, which might mean he's part parakeet. Since Uka Uka does not share this trait, it can only be assumed that Aku Aku and Uka Uka have different mothers. Aku's is obviously a parakeet.
Crash Bandicoot | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Tawna | Wartie | Aku Aku del Blanc |
Levels | First Island (N. Sanity Beach | Jungle Rollers | The Great Gate | Boulders | Upstream | Rolling Stones | Hog Wild | Native Fortress) Second Island (Up the Creek | The Lost City | Temple Ruins | Road to Nowhere | Boulder Dash | Whole Hog | Sunset Vista) Third Island (Heavy Machinery | Cortex Power | Generator Room | Toxic Waste | The High Road | Slippery Climb | Lights Out | Jaws of Darkness | Fumbling in the Dark | Castle Machinery | The Lab | The Great Hall) Nonexistent Island (Stormy Ascent) |
Bosses | Papu Papu | Ripper Roo | Koala Kong | Pinstripe Potoroo | Dr. Nitrus Brio | Dr. Neo Cortex |
Generic-Style Enemies | Crabby Crab | Vibrating Wooden Turtle | Non-Copyright-Infringing Venus Fly Trap | Dr. N. Alscentglands | Stone Cheese Wheel | Tribesmen | Sexy Shirtless Diddy Kong | Non-Copyright-Infringing Venus Fly Trap Fish | Senator Newt Green-grich | Dr. Leap-N. Lizard | Uncle Cortie's Patented Single-File Bat-tle Unit | Asp Hole | A-Wrath-nid of Cortex | Professional Wartie Impersonator | Generic Robot Unit 8000 | Un-Holo-Projector | Uncle Cortie's Patented Robo-Pincushion with a Robo-Periscope | Wilford Q. Herringbone | Charles Linsey-Woolsey | Blandie the Vulture | Dr. N. Prisonedforlife | Particularly Vial Lab Assistant | Extra Sharp Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese Slicer | Uncle Cortie's Patented Single-File Rat-tle Unit | Moderately Famous Zombie President Blobert F. Kennedy | Zap Assistant | Confederate Army Secretary-General Blobert E. Lee |
Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Pura | Baby T | Mr. Firefly | Fishietron | Sir Wartie the Second | Jennifer Trader, the Waterproof Vibrator | Penta Penguin |
Levels | Time Travel Area 1 (Toad Village | Under Pressure | Orient Express | Bone Yard | Makin' Waves) Time Travel Area 2 (Gee Wiz | Hang 'Em High | Hog Ride | Tomb Time | Midnight Run) Time Travel Area 3 (Dino Might | Deep Trouble | High Time | Road Crash | Double Header) Time Travel Area 4 (Sphynxinator | Bye Bye Blimps | Tell No Tales | Future Frenzy | Tomb Wader) Time Travel Area 5 (Gone Tomorrow | Orange Asphalt | Flaming Passion | Mad Bombers | Bug Lite) Not-Terribly-Secret Time Travel Area 6 (Ski Crazed | Area 51? | Rings of Power) Super Hyper Secret Secret Levels (Hot Coco | Eggipus Rex) |
Bosses | Tiny Tiger | Dingodile | Dr. Nefarious Tropy | Dr. N. Gin | Dr. Neo Cortex (feat. DJ Jazzy Uka Uka) |
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Coco Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Mrs. Firefly | Cap'n Atlasphere | Sheriff Helene Packer, D.D.S. | Jeep-Jeep the Jurassic Jeep | Wumpabot 5000 (and his little bro, Wettybot DX!) |
Levels | First VR Chamber (Arctic Antics | Tornado Alley | Bamboozled | Wizards and Lizards | Compactor Reactor | Rumble in the Roks) Second VR Chamber Jungle Rumble | Sea Shell Shenanigans | Banzai Bonsai | That Sinking Feeling | H2 Oh No! | Drain Damage) Third VR Chamber (The Gauntlet | Tsunami | Smokey and the Bandicoot | Eskimo Roll | Fahrenheit Frenzy | Crashes to Ashes) Fourth VR Chamber (Avalanche | Droid Void | Crashteroids (Starring Coco) | Coral Canyon | Weathering Heights | Atmospheric Pressure) Fifth VR Chamber (Crash and Burn | Gold Rush | Medieval Madness | Crate Balls of Fire | Cortex Vortex | Crunch Time) The Relic Room (Knight Time | Ghost Town | Ice Station Bandicoot | Solar Bowler | Force of Nature) |
Bosses | Crunch and the power of Earth | Crunch and the power of Water | Crunch and the power of Fire | Crunch and the power of Air | Crunch and the power of Uka |
Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Polar | Little Jeremy Packer | Mikey, the Super-Speedy Futuristic Bikey |
Levels | Planetary Warpinator 1 (Jungle Jam | Shipwrecked | Temple of Boom | Frostbite Cavern | Just in Slime) Planetary Warpinator 2 (Snow Crash | Rocket Racket | Just Hangin' | Shark Attack | Ruined) Planetary Warpinator 3 (Snow Job | Ace of Space | Sunken City | Down the Hole | Blimp Bonanza) Planetary Warpinator 4 (Star to Finish | Air Supply | No-Fly Zone | Drip, Drip, Drip | Final Countdown) |
Bosses | Dingodile | Dr. N. Gin | Tiny Tiger | Dr. Neo Cortex | Mega-Mix |
Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Crunch Bandicoot | Fake Crash | Sultan bin Crashamed al-Bandicoot |
Levels | Hyperspace Warp Island Villa 1 (Island Intro | Prints of Persia | Lagoony Tunes | Globe Trottin' | Pharaoh's Funhouse | Runaway Rug) Hyperspace Warp Island Villa 2 (Tiki Torture | Hoppin' Coffins | Barrel Roll | Flockfull of Seagulls | Magma Mania) Hyperspace Warp Island Villa 3 (Run From the Sun | Now It's Istanbul | Mister Lava Lava | Water Logged | Slip-N-Slidin' Sphinx) Hyperspace Warp Island Villa 4 (Rocks Can Roll | Rock the Casaba | Eruption Disruption | Spaced Out | King Too Uncommon) Doctor Neo Cortex Memorial Hyperspace Gem Bridge (Wild Nile Ride | 101 Arabian Kites | Fire Walker) |
Bosses | Evil Crunch | Evil Coco | Fake Crash | Dr. N. Trance | Dr. Nefarious Tropy |
Crash Twinsanity | |
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Protagonists | Crash Bandicoot | Dr. Neo Cortex | Nina Cortex | Mecha Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Spyro the Dragon | Charleston, the Conveniently Suicidal Skunk |
Levels | N. Sanity Isle (Jungle Bungle | Cavern Catastrophe | Totem Hokum) Iceberg Lab (Ice Climb | Slip Slice Icecapades | High Sea Hi-Jinks) Academy of Evil (Boiler Room Doom | Classroom Chaos | Rooftop Rampage) Twinsanity Island (Rockslide Rumble | Bandicoot Pursuit | Ant Agony) |
Bosses | Dr. Neo Cortex | Mecha Bandicoot | Tikimon | Uka Uka | Dr. N. Gin | Dr. Nitrus Brio | Dr. Nefarious Tropy | Dingodile | Madame Amberly | The Evil Twins |