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Akuaku

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The Convenient Aku Aku is Crashie, Cokey, and later Crunchie's feathered friend, mentor, and Halloween costume. He is Uka Uka's unevil brother.

History[]

Crash Bandicoot[]

In Crash Oneie, Aku Aku served the generic role as an extra hitpoint. It was also the only game his cousin, Aku Aku del Blanc appeared.

Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back[]

In Crashie vs Neoie vs Nitrusie, the Akunator had the same boring role as the first game. It sucked.

Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped[]

Beginning in Warpity Doo, Aku Aku had a fucking personality. He was all polite and shit. It was so weird. He has feathers! No one in their right mind would be polite AND feathered!

Crash Team Racing[]

The Akuster was the goodie two shoes mascot in Generic Kart Racing Game. He protected goodies with invulnerability. Except for holes. He can't protect from wreckless driving. That's a lesson to teach your kids.

Crash Bash[]

In this fucking awesome game, Aku Aku drafted the power of Tigers, Dingos, and Diles for the forces of good. It only makes sense if you're high on Elmer's Glue.

Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex[]

Aku-Aku was informed of problems in the world in this game. He knew about some shitty elements or something. Yeah. I know. Lame.

Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure[]

Akie Dakie was in this game too. I think.

Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced[]

Akers was annoying in some gay introduction stage. And he apparently saved Crash from being brainwashed, but that's not important. Even a brainwashed Crashie would've beaten Dr. Eggman.

Crash Nitro Kart[]

Akufuckyou was the mascot for Team Bandicoot in Another Generic Kart Racing Game. His role was a carbon copy of the first racer.

Crash Twinsanity[]

In this minigame, Aku and Bizarro Aku tried to beat some birdies and lost. So, he was just Mr. Hitpoint. Except, for some queer reason, he lost his ability to protect from fucking explosions. I guess that makes sense. Most birds die by TNT, don't they?

Radical "Entertainment"[]

Akuuukicrisps had a fucking transformation here! Fucking Radical. He's pretty much a floating Grim from Billy and Mandy. Fuck Radical.

Trivia[]

  • Aku Aku has feathers, which might mean he's part parakeet. Since Uka Uka does not share this trait, it can only be assumed that Aku Aku and Uka Uka have different mothers. Aku's is obviously a parakeet.
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