Dr. Nitrus Brio is a bipolar scientist who was originally evil, then he became good, then he became evil again. He's also kind of an alcoholic. Except his kind of alcohol is weird beakery stuff.
Nitrus Brio was born to Julie and Steve Brio on December 12, 1969. Years later, Nitrus went to school to become a mad doctor.
Meeting with CortexEdit
During school, Nitrus met with his future friend and rival, Neo. They graduated the same year, 1992.
How The Evolvo-Ray Changed HimEdit
Brio invented the Evolvo-Ray in 1995, though Neo took all the credit, 'cause he's a dick like that. This caused Nitrus to get really nervous and mad and stuff. The ray was responsible for creating a superhero, which slowly made Nitrus go mad. He decided to side with his colleague in 1996, though he sided with a bandicoot in 1997. Later, he sided with an asshole. Later still, he sided with a living time machine. And apparently, he also eventually sided with Neo again. He's bipolar, all right!
Crash BandicootEditBri was Coey's right-hand man in this game. He was also a weird shape-changing boss for some reason. He threw shit, drank shit, turned into shit. His boss fight was pretty much the shit.
Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes BackEditEnbrio, an extremely consistant character, wanted to save the world with Crashie's help in the game where Corty acted like a good guy for some reason. Since Corty was a lying cunt, the Brister came in and helped Crashie destroy the evil space station thingy.
Brianna apparently was evil again here. He partied on the evil villians side of things, even though if he didn't, Tiny or Dingodile wouldn't have been drafted for the good of the nation. Also, why the monkey guy? If you're going to make a new character, at least make him appear again.
Crash: Mind Over MutantEdit
I haven't played this stupid idea for a game, but I know one thing: Maurice LaMarche fucked Bri up! Why was this game even made? It's pretty much Crash of the Titans, but worse. In fact, why even make Crash of the Titans? Couldn't you guys just let Crash Bandicoot die with dignity?
- Radical "Entertainment" successfully ruined his character by getting Maurice LaMarche to do his famous Orson Welles impression as Brio's voice. This voice did not work for his character, thus destroying him. Previously, his character didn't felch.
- Rumour has it, N. Brio had brain surgery as a lad. This is the only possible explanation for why he has bolts in his head.
- Nitrus is undateable.
- He once made love to a squirrel. I'm not even kidding.
- He. Was in. The first. GAAAMMMEEE!
|Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back|
|Protagonists||Crash Bandicoot | Coco Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Polar | Dr. Nitrus Brio | Björn the Turbö Surfing Bjöard | Judge Jetty Packer | Mr. Firefly|
|Levels||First Warp Room (Turtle Woods | Snow Go | Hang Eight | The Pits | Crash Dash)|
Second Warp Room (Snow Biz | Air Crash | Bear It | Crash Crush | The Eel Deal)
Third Warp Room (Plant Food | Sewer or Later | Bear Down | Road to Ruin | Un-Bearable)
Fourth Warp Room (Hangin' Out | Diggin' It | Cold Hard Crash | Ruination | Bee-Having)
Fifth Warp Room (Piston It Away | Rock It | Night Fight | Pack Attack | Spaced Out)
Super Secret Sixth Warp Room (Totally Bear | Totally Fly)
|Bosses||Ripper Roo | Komodo Brothers | Tiny Tiger | Dr. N. Gin | Dr. Neo Cortex|
|Protagonists||Crash Bandicoot | Coco Bandicoot | Dingodile | Tiny Tiger | Dr. Neo Cortex | Dr. Nitrus Brio | Koala Kong | Rilla Roo | Fake Crash | Penta Penguin|
|Game Types||Ballistix | Polar Push (with Polar the polar bear) | Pogo Pandemonium | Crate Crush | Tank Wars | Crash Dash | Medieval Mayhem|
|Arenas||First Warp Room (Crash Ball | Polar Panic | Pogo Painter | Jungle Bash | Papu's Pummel)|
Second Warp Room (Beach Ball | Tilt Panic | Pogo a Gogo | Space Bash | Desert Fox | Bearminator)
Third Warp Room (N. Ballism (feat. Gin-Gin) | Melt Panic | El Pogo Loco (feat. Dr. R. Roo) | Snow Bash | Metal Fox | Dot Dash | Big Bad Fox)
Fourth Warp Room (Sky Ball | Manic Panic | Pogo Padlock | Drain Bash | Jungle Fox | Toxic Dash | Ring Ding | Oxide Ride)
Happy Happy Fun Fun Bonus Bonus Fifth Warp Room Room (Splash Dash | Dragon Drop | Mallet Mash | Swamp Fox | Keg Kaboom | Dante's Dash)
|Bosses||Papu Papu | Bearminator | Komodo Brothers | Nitros Oxide|
|Protagonists||Crash Bandicoot | Dr. Neo Cortex | Nina Cortex | Mecha Bandicoot | Aku Aku | Coco Bandicoot | Spyro the Dragon | Charleston, the Conveniently Suicidal Skunk|
|Levels||N. Sanity Isle (Jungle Bungle | Cavern Catastrophe | Totem Hokum)|
Iceberg Lab (Ice Climb | Slip Slice Icecapades | High Sea Hi-Jinks)
Academy of Evil (Boiler Room Doom | Classroom Chaos | Rooftop Rampage)
Twinsanity Island (Rockslide Rumble | Bandicoot Pursuit | Ant Agony)
|Bosses||Dr. Neo Cortex | Mecha Bandicoot | Tikimon | Uka Uka | Dr. N. Gin | Dr. Nitrus Brio | Dr. Nefarious Tropy | Dingodile | Madame Amberly | The Evil Twins|