Clear gems are very important, yet somewhat secretish items. They are so secret that you're not supposed to know what they look like. I went to a museum once, and they had a lot of them. But they wouldn't allow photography. I had to draw this picture by memory, unfortunately.
Clear Gem, AKA White Gem, AKA Gray Gem, AKA Silver Gem, AKA Off-White Gem, AKA Off-Black Gem, is a gem seen in every fucking game in the mother fucking series. It has many powers. It is powerful.
Biography[]
Uncle Cortie used the power of clearies for a long time. He knew they had power. So, he stole them all and hid them in Ghostly Crates or Death Routes or hidden areas or something. These gems were mostly found in ghostly crates, though. When Crashie (or his cunty sister or that guy who was shoehorned into the series) finds and breaks every single Crate in the stage, the ghostly crate will burst, revealing a clear gem. Of course, the ghostly crate didn't appear in-game until Crashie Gets A Sequel, so the gem just appeared at the end then. No matter. Anyway, where was I? Ah yes, clearies... After the events of Mr. Bandicoot Gets A Video Game, Cortie Wortie Woo found all the gemmies and hid them away in the afformentioned places. Because they had the power to destroy his evil plan. But that's irrelevent. The clearies also have the power to revive things. Like masks. And timelords. And stuff. Before too long, the logic behind the gemsticles didn't quite make sense, as with Crystals. Oh well. Anyway, the clearies are the most popular and abundant gems.
Trivia[]
- Clear gems are clearish. They are not to be confused with Red Gems, Blue Gems, Purple Gems, Pink Gems, Green Gems, Yellow Gems, Orange Gems, or Purple Not-Quite-Gems.